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Joke of the Day

"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."

"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"

"Why do black people have white hands? Because everyone has a little good in them"

"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."

"I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic."

"a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve minors here,"" so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them."

"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"

"Why does Mrs. Claus not have any kids? Because Santa only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"Butter and Blonde"

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"