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Joke of the Day
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"
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"co-pilot: ""ask in a way that won't panic everyone"" pilot: ""ok"" [via intercom] ""is there a fireman on the plane?"""
"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."
"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."
"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."
"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."
"What's the difference between redditors and eggs? Eggs get laid."
"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"
"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."
"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"