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Joke of the Day

"Why do German shower-heads have 11 holes? because Jews only have 10 fingers."

"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"

"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."

"A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to head in That's all folks."

"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("

"The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor... My calculus professor was no help at all."

"This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I just keep tripping."

"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"if u don't like central stations ur gonna HATE grand central station"