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Joke of the Day

"The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor... My calculus professor was no help at all."

"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."

"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"

"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."

"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."

"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""

"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."

"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."