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Joke of the Day
"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."
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"According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet"
"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it."
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."
"John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you don't. Edit: double enter"
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
"SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it."
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."