198097
Joke of the Day
"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"
Next Joke
"What do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? A shitzoo."
"It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it."
"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."
"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell!"
"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"
"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."
"Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by."