198097

Joke of the Day

"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"

"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"

"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."

"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."

"How to get laid: HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there."

"[at church] ""I'm here for the blood."""

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."

"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"

"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."