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Joke of the Day

"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"

"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""

"A close talker, a loud talker, and a cougher walked into an elevator to punish me for not hitting the close door button fast enough."

"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."

"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."

"Why do aliens only abduct white people? Because they are easier to see in the dark."

"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"I explained gluten allergy' to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving"