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Joke of the Day
"Why do aliens only abduct white people? Because they are easier to see in the dark."
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"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."
"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."
"I hate toilet seats... They're all assholes."
"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."
"The reason there's no Windows 9 is because... 7 8 9."
"A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. ""Dam"" he says."
"It's HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It's the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble."