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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."
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"What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man"
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."
"Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrodinger: Nice, nice"
"What do you call the sweat on the bodies of two people having sex in West Virginia? Relative Humidity"
"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."
"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"
"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"