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Joke of the Day
"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
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"My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said ""Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"" ""Because Yogurt Tastes Better"" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday"
"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"
"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"
"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"
"what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**"
"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."
"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."