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Joke of the Day

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"

"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"

"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"

"Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem"

"I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave."

"Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards."

"What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in Arkansas? Relative Humidity"

"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"

"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste."