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Joke of the Day
"Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bungee jumping"
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"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction The girl at the desk (checking the calendar) ""ok, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money"
"Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!"
"How does the rabbi make his tea? He-brews it"
"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."
"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"
"You what's great about dick jokes? They're just so easy to slip in there"
"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."
"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."