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Joke of the Day
"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"
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"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""
"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."
"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight"
"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."
"What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light."""
"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"
"Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7."
"How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke."