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Joke of the Day
"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"
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"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free"
"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
"Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask ""What kind of meat is that?"" and they answer ""yes"""
"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"
"Husband: ""Waiter, my wife spilled her water"". Waiter: ""No problem, I'll get you another one"". Husband: ""Make sure the next one likes sports""."
"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."
"If someone steals my lunch from the fridge at work, I get on the office PA system and do the Liam Neeson speech from Taken."
"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"