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Joke of the Day
"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."
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"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."
"I have a short joke for the ladies, on Thanksgiving My penis"
"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."
"Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!"
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."
"I changed my iPod's name to ""The Titanic"". It's synching."
"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"
"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."
"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."