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Joke of the Day

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"I like my women just like my wine 10 years old and locked in the cellar."

"I never did understand why the ball was getting bigger but then it hit me"

"Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick."

"Did you know that the idea of recycling actually came about from a group of pirates? They came up with the idea of the four R's."

"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."

"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people may think were nuts."

"What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone"

"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"