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Joke of the Day

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*"

"If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."

"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"

"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."

"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."

"Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus"

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."

"My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, ""Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."""