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Joke of the Day

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"I had a brush with the law last night. Those cops sure know how to style a brother's hair"

"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."

"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"

"I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me. He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"""Mommy, what's a butterfly?"" ""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband"""

"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."

"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"

"What do you call an angry gay guy? Oxymoron. - I will see myself out"