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"Where do the stormtroopers like to eat? At the Bo Buffet"
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"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"
"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"
"I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid."
"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""
"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."
"If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies."
"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."
"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."