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Joke of the Day

"How do you get elected president of my pants? By the vote of the Erectional College..."

"I get wetter as you get dryer. What am I? A necrophiliac."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."

"How do you refer to a necessary bear? Pandatory. Stupid, I know."

"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"Then God created Saturn and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."

"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."

"Happy new year! Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation."

"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."