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Joke of the Day
"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."
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"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."
"Jeb Bush Unanimously Confirmed by Senate for Secretary of Low Energy."
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"What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot? In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers."
"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."
"did you hear that a former US president bought out a convenience store chain? Bush did 7/11"
"3251 I know you've all heard it before, but it's one of my favorites"
"What do you call a 1 ton toilet? EL-ton John"
"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."