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Joke of the Day
"Men are like roses. But watch out for the pricks."
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"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
"People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?"
"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""
"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."
"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."
"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."
"It must have been so risky for pirates to slightly burn the edges of all their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."
"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."