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Joke of the Day

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen"

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."

"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."

"An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician."

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"What do cannibals and politicians have in common? They both enjoy handshakes."

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"