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Joke of the Day

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."

"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."

"Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died a year ago."

"I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. The performance was a little wooden."

"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"

"Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children."

"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."

"Ms. Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play"

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."