139147
Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died a year ago."
Next Joke
"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"
"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."
"[movie theater] *reaches into wife's purse* *pulls out lasagna* me: Told you it'd work"
"Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag"
"These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday."
"I was checking into a hotel the other week....."
"What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase."
"What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus"
"What is the best way to get over a guy/girl? Truck."