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Joke of the Day

"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."

"I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians. I'd call the company ""Lickety Split Delivery""."

"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."

"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice?"

"I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!"

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"

"What do you get if you squeeze a synagogue? Jews."

"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"