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Joke of the Day

"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."

"Alien: We've returned, show us what you built with our technology Egyptians: ... Aliens: ... Egyptians: ok don't be mad"

"I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home."

"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."

"My friend told me a joke about alarms I thought it was a snooze."

"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."

"I'd like you to meet my family, my wife Sharon, my son Carl, and this balloon that follows me around"

"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."