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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."
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"Why does Paris have the best theaters? The audience is always dead quiet.... Looks like i'm going to hell."
"My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip"
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... And the second... Yeah Downvote me because feel you stupid."
"HER: I don't know what you'd do without me. ME: HER: Please stop imagining all those things. ME: Ok."
"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."
"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"
"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."
"If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke. * Knock knock. * ""Who's there?"" * ""M. Night Shyamalan."" * ""M. Night Shyamalan who?"" * ""Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."""