137074

Joke of the Day

"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."

"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"

"Apparently just because I have the ""mind of a child"" I'm not allowed to sit on a Santa's lap. Also it's ""illegal"" to carry a brain around."

"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"

"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."

"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"

"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."

"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"

"Me and my girlfriend are always sleeping together. I think we both might have a touch of narcolepsy"

"Anthropic principle: the universe must be as it is in order for us to perceive it Anthropomorphic principle: look, I'm a talking principle!"