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Joke of the Day
"I've fathered 200 children..... in one of my reddit comments."
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"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."
"i was reading a story about a proctologist... It hit pretty deep."
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"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"What if god made periods to remind us to have anal sex at least once a month?"
"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."
"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."
"tailor's daughter. Did you hear about the tailor's daughter ? She was so good with a needle and thread she never felt a prick til she was 12 years old."