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Joke of the Day
"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."
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"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."
"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."
"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."
"""7 minutes in heaven"" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito."
"Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe? Thor."
"I asked my dad what he thinks of Nihilism... He said, ""Does it matter?"""
"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."
"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."