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Joke of the Day
"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."
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"My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature."
"Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man his son and his grandson."
"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"
"What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""
"If you come mow my lawn for me I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up."
"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"
"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"
"If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside."