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Joke of the Day

"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."

"I didn't know that numbers were Irish until I started telling time."

"What do you call a flying Grizzly? ...a bearoplane"

"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""

"Pedophile pulls up next to a kid and says ""Hey little boy, come in my car and I'll give you a lollie"" kid says ... ""Give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"""

"What does a Pirate prefer to wear? Doublet or nothing."

"What's black & blue and hates sex? A nun wearing a Cubs hat."

"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."

"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."

"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"