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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? When it's past your eyes."

"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"

"What are the five white things on a nigger? His teeth, his eyes, his nails, his palms and...his owner!"

"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."

"Video games don't cause violence, they PREVENT it. Whenever I see a turtle now, I chuck it off the nearest cliff where it can't hurt anyone."

"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this ^^^^^:("

"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"

"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"