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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this ^^^^^:("

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear."

"What does a man with a foot long cock eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had a hard boiled egg."

"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."

"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them."

"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"

"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."

"My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."

"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."