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Joke of the Day
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."
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"Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying"
"I turn my phone off overnight. A 3am text either means bad news or drunk people, and both make more sense in the morning."
"Hiw did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He was eating pizza before it was cool."
"What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast? Miracle whip."
"How do you make an archaeologist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."
"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"VW just released a new diesel car... It's called the Cheetah. ... credits to a colleague at work"
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."