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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"

"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."

"Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word."

"Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby. We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield."

"What's better than roses on a piano Tulips on an organ."

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."

"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."

"What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit"

"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."

"Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!"