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Joke of the Day
"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."
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"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"
"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."
"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
"Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick."
"Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation? Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out"
"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."
"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef jerky"
"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."