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Joke of the Day
"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."
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"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin."
"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""
"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"
"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."
"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"