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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit"
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"Girls get so turned on when you take charge. Grab her hair and tell her she needs a shampoo with no harsh sulfates and a new lip stain."
"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"
"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."
"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night Set a man on fire and he'll be warm till he dies"
"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""
"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."