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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart mexican? Sherlock, Holmes."
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"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."
"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."
"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."
"What did the organic chemist use tinder for? Carbon dating."
"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."
"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"
"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"Did you hear about the argument between a fire and the sun? It got really heated."
"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."