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Joke of the Day

"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"

"Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see... the Nazis were known for rounding them up."

"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."

"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."

"The other day my friend threw up grapes.... And wouldn't stop wine-ing about it"

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"

"I'm a proud member of DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia."

"Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays."