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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."
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"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."
"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"I don't drink anymore... ...I don't drink any less either."
"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"
"What does a sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"
"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"