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Joke of the Day

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"My brother told me I have the body of a god. Buddha!"
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"
"Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark"
"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"
"The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"
"If men had periods our commercials would be awesome..."