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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"

"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."

"If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it."

"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."

"Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single? Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'"

"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""

"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."

"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."

"My Mexican friend was freaking out, but I couldn't understand his panic."