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Joke of the Day

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota"

"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."

"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."

"How do you take a selfie with a goat?"

"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"

"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."

"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He did nazi how late it was!"

"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"