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Joke of the Day

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"

"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."

"A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop... He says: You were going 95km/h. The dumb blonde responds: but I haven't been driving for an hour."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"

"What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers"

"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."

"I love pussy, It's the cunt around it I cant stand"

"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."