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Joke of the Day
"They say all (hot) dogs go to heaven. Does that mean all burgers end up in burgertory?"
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"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."
"Teacher: ""Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"" Student: ""A heart attack."""
"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"
"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."
"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"
"What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common? They deliver"