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Joke of the Day

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"

"Last night while texting and driving i ran over a kid on his bike I know it's terrible but we all do stupid shit when we're drunk."

"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"

"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."

"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"

"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"

"What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce"

"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."