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Joke of the Day
"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"
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"My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, ""Gravy is nice."""
"An Irishman walks out of a pub."
"What building has the most stories to tell? The library."
"There's this guy at work who's giving his wife a gym membership & a vegetable juicer for her birthday tomorrow. His name was Tom."
"Have you ever seen mothballs? How'd you get their tiny legs open?"
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."
"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? (slightly nsfw) a dicktater"
"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."