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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a pub."
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"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."
"I wish my best friend would leave his cheating whore of a wife. Then I wouldn't feel so guilty for sleeping with her all the time."
"What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? You do you!"
"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."
"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"
"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"
"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"
"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."