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Joke of the Day

"My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, ""Gravy is nice."""

"Too drowsy to operate heavy machinery. Moving on to light firearms."

"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."

"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"

"A patella throws a party Because he's fun-knee"

"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"

"Whiteboards are truly remarkable."

"Cat Joke just kitten."

"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."