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Joke of the Day
"A lion would never (Old joke) A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tiger wood."
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"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."
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"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."
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"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"
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