174993
Joke of the Day
"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."
Next Joke
"You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me."
"We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser"
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."
"Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do? It makes his Dagobah faster."
"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."
"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"
"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"
"""Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time."" --Coldplay's Producer"