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Joke of the Day
"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."
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"7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop? Me: Of course! 7 y/o: Really? Me: Why do you think they call them ""Number 2"" pencils?"