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Joke of the Day
"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."
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"Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett"
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"How come old clothes are ""vintage"" but old people are ""nasty over-entitled thugs whose blind selfishness mortgaged America's future"""
"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."
"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."
"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"