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Joke of the Day
"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"
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"She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"England at the 2014 World Cup"
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."
"Ebola is in Dallas? At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything."
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."