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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!"
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"My mom called me 4 times in a row and woke me up to tell me this joke. I'm so excited about spring i wet my plants!"
"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"
"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"
"So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today."
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"
"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"
"Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry. I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon."
"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."
"How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt"